Richie and Eddie in “Unfinished Business”

What about "Pin the Tail on the Donkey"?

We haven't got a donkey.

Well, "Pin the Tail on the Chicken"

We haven't got a tail.

Oh. Well, "Pin the Sausage on the Chicken"?

We haven't got a chicken.

(Annoyed) Well, "Pin the Sausage on the Fridge".

Or a pin.

(Angrier) "Sellotape a Sausage to the Fridge"!

We haven't got a sausage!

(shouting) "Put a Bit of Sellotape on the Fridge"!

(Beat) It's not much of a game, is it?