Richie and Eddie in “Unfinished Business”

What was it Shakespeare used to say?

Err...‏ “Hello my dear, I’m a playwright you know. Go on, give us a snog.”

No, no…

Uh, “Where’s my quill! Bloody hell, I bought five yesterday! Where do they all go?”

No, really, what was it he used to say?

“What do you mean, it’s crap! There’s eight bodies at the end and he gets to shag his Mum!”