Eddie and Richie in “Unfinished Business”

Why're you putting mayonnaise on your face?

It's not mayonnaise, it's sun tan lotion.

(examining bottle) Never heard of low calorie sun tan lotion.

What? Oh no, blast! Oh God! Oh, argh-rrgh! Phuh! Well where's the sun tan lotion then?

You squirted that into your cheese roll.

But I ate that!

(grinning) Yeah, I know.

Well why didn't you tell me?

Because I don't like you very much.