[Richie has sheltered himself from any "accidents"]
Well I can't go, everyone will think that I'm Sean Connery.
You don't look a bit like Sean Connery.
Eddie [as Michael Caine]: Hello, my name's James Bond. Not a lot of people know that.
I don't know, maybe death would be a blessed relief.
[still as Michael Caine] Zulus, thousands of them. Wait till you see the whites of their eyes lads! [pause] They would have won if they'd kept their eyes closed. Not a lot of people know that.
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