Richie and Eddie in “Unfinished Business”

Do you know how many birds there are in the world?

Yeah, about three billion.

Do you know how many of them I've slept with?

Yep.

None.

Yeah, I know.

I mean, statistically that's really quite phenomenal, isn't it?

Not for an ugly fat bastard like you it isn't.

I wonder what sort of great bird'd suit me?

Blind one. Well, blind deaf masochist really.