[Richie and Eddie have just beaten the gasman into unconsciousness]
You're not going anywhere, mate. ....mate? Eddie! You've killed him!
[*drops frying pan*] I never touched him.
Yeah, but the frying pan did and you were touching that at the time.
Bollocks, you killed him, he was dead before he hit the ground!
Then why'd you keep hitting him with the frying pan?!
For fun!
Oh God! What are we going to do?!
About 25 years, I think.
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