[Richie goes to answer the door.]
Alright, I'm coming! Alright, alright! Who do you think I am, Speedy Gonzales? (Opens the door and slightly strikes the Gasman) Right, that's enough of that! That's my electricity, you know. I'm not the Aga Khan! Cripes! It's the gasman!
Hello, I was wondering if I could just read your meter.
HELLO MISTER GASMAN!
Yes, hello.
[Poking his head out into the landing] You what?
HELLO MISTER GASMAN!! [stops looking at Eddie and points his eye directly in front of him]
Yes, hello again. I wonder if could just read.....
Mister who?
GASMAN! GASMAN! GASMAN!
[Eddie runs and turns off the gas. Richie is still repeatedly shouting Gasman when Eddie appears at the door]
DO YOU HAVE SOMEONE WHO LOOKS AFTER YOU? COULD I SEE THEM BECAUSE I NEED TO READ YOUR METER!
[Eddie by this time is now at the front door]
Who is it, darling?
IT'S THE GASMAN!
Yes I think we've established that.
Well don't leave him out in the cold, dreamboat. Show him in.
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