I've just had a fantastic idea.
[Drinks the rest of his pint beer.]
Well?
What?
What's the fantastic idea?
To drink that! I'm only joking! Why not put an ad in the lonely hearts column?
Yeah!
Yeah, yeah. "Ugly virgin desperately seeks sex of any description."
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