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Bottom · Season 1, Episode 15

Richie and Eddie in “Unfinished Business”

[Writing a personal ad about himself.]

Let's just be economical with the truth. Erm, something buck... yeah, hot young buck.

What about badger?

No, no, I'm more a sort of...

HEDGEHOG!

No, fox. That's good. No, that is good!

What about Stoat!

Foxy Stoat? Yeah. It’s got a ring it to it! Foxy stoat seeks...

Pig!

Foxy Stoat Seeks Pig! (gasps) SHUT UP, EDDIE!

Minky, musky, sly ole foxy stoaty stoat..

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