Boston Legal quotes
442 total quotesDenise: [scolding Brad and Jeffrey] You're both partners! I'm not. So why am I the only one acting like an adult?
Denise: [to Shirley about Jeffrey] Excuse me, but did you say this man is a partner?
Jeffrey: She did. I could be your partner.
Jeffrey: She did. I could be your partner.
Denise: Excuse me. [drags Alan away] I just wanted to tell you that what you said to me last night was truly...disgusting.
Alan: Hm. And I assure you, Denise, I'm a man of my word.
Alan: Hm. And I assure you, Denise, I'm a man of my word.
Denise: I want to know when I'm going to be made partner?
Shirley: When you're good enough.
Shirley: When you're good enough.
Denny: ...these aliens in the form of Ann Margaret, took me to their spacecraft, and had sex with me.
Denny: [about Bethany suing Denny] What do you mean she won't drop it?
Claire: She's hurt. My advice is if really want this to go away, you have to apologize and this time make it heartfelt.
Denny: Do you do that?
Claire: Never.
Claire: She's hurt. My advice is if really want this to go away, you have to apologize and this time make it heartfelt.
Denny: Do you do that?
Claire: Never.
Denny: [to Alan] Here's the thing about rich people Alan - we get whatever we want.
Denny: [to Alan] What do you mean she's measuring you for trousers? Is that some kind of fetish? Would I like it?
Denny: [to Claire] You said I'd like him. He's an attention-starved wacko fairy. He couldn't kill anyone.
Lincoln: I heard that! I'm getting tired of you, Large Marge. You remind me of Mr. Dirty Mouth. That's what you do.
Lincoln: I heard that! I'm getting tired of you, Large Marge. You remind me of Mr. Dirty Mouth. That's what you do.
Denny: Denny Crane never goes down. Except as a lover; I'm giving in bed. [to Alan] Is that relevant?
Denny: Gotta remember: Before I open my mouth, always look both ways for midgets.
Alan: [chuckles] That's a good policy.
Alan: [chuckles] That's a good policy.