Lincoln and Shirley in “On the Ledge”

Lincoln

From the first moment I saw you, do you know what I wanted to do?

Shirley

Pave my driveway?

Lincoln

I wanted to suck on your right earlobe. I'm sure people tell you you have soft, supple lobes.

Shirley

It gets old.

Lincoln

Is mocking me really an exercise of your most sound judgment, Shirley? After all, I do have in my possession a loaded firearm.

Shirley

Let alone a ukulele.