“Loose Lips” quotes from Boston Legal

I just like wearing women's clothes sometimes. It's not a sexual turn-on; it just feels right sometimes.

Denny

So, basically, you're a sicko.

I'm not sick.

Denny

Lighten up, man. So what, you got caught in a skirt? That what you're saying?

My employer found out, and, yes, I got fired. They asked me a lot of questions, like whether I'm gay.

Denny

Well, are you? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Alan

What's your specialty?

Couples' counseling. I first saw the client and his wife together. Since the divorce, I've been working with him alone.

Alan

So they came to you to improve their relationship, and now one wants to kill the other. Not your best work, was it, doctor?

You want children to sit in the lap of a ho-mo-sexual?

Alan

Technically Judge I think Homosexual is just one word.

Alan

Those three little words again...

[bursts into the courtroom] Sorry I'm late, Judge, I'll make this quick...

Alan

And subtle!

[to Sharpton] Who the hell are you?

[continues without pause] ...The image of Santa Claus has been crafted for hundreds, and hundreds, and hundreds of years. We're supposed to be in a different day. Give the world a black Santa Claus, let the people have an African-American come down the chimney bearing joy and good will!

Alan

[whispers] Gay, not black.

The prejudice against gay people must stop. We all say we're for gay rights. We all say we accept homosexuality. But give a gay man a hug, sit in his lap?

Who is this man?

[continuing] Let the bells of tolerance ring out this Christmas. Let people open their minds as they open their presents underneath the tree. We need your mind, judge, today. Let the gay man be my brother, be your brother, be the school teacher, be the construction worker. Give the world a gay Santa Claus, God Almighty, God Almighty, God Almighty! Leave out the cookies and milk this Christmas Eve for a holly, jolly homosexual, God Almighty!

Alan

And cut!