Strange question, I know, but I've gotta ask. [pulls EPT test from behind her back] Are you, by any chance, pregnant?
No, I haven't had sexual intercourse in quite some time.
Do you want to know why I'm asking?
You're holding a home pregnancy test. I assume it's positive and you're worried about losing the most important person in this lab.
No. Very modest. I'm asking because Michelle was here earlier this afternoon and the only other two people who you use that bathroom, beside me, are you and Angela.
Well, Angela is currently sexually active.
Very true.
With Wendell!
Very, very active!
And even if they use condoms, Wendell is young! His sperm is likely to be extremely motile.
You are so cheering me up right now.
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