Fishing is not a sport!
What? Monuments to sporting events in ancient Egypt include fishing, as well as swimming and wrestling.
Come on! No sweat, no sport!
Well -- oh! Boris Spassky at chess. He used to perspire profusely.
Why do you got to make things so complicated? Let me break it down for you, okay? Basketball, football, hockey: that's a sport. Board games, fishing: not a sport!
You'll probably go easy on the fried food after this one.
Well, the International Olympic Committee is considering adding chess as a sport.
Not a sport.
See! Not a sport!
Neither is ribbon twirling, bridge or synchronized swimming.
Synchronized swimming, that's not a sport, that's for sure.
Oh, God. I'm in the middle of something, aren't I? Oh, look! Dead guy!
Yeah, look at that. The Colonel's not going to like this one.
Male, no sign of clothing, all other stats still unknown. He was found at the bottom of this grease receptical by those lovely gentleman over there.
The remains are covered in flesh. Why am I here?
I don't know. I told Booth. Oh, God. In the middle again!
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