Goodman and Zack in “Pilot”

I do not view you as property, Dr. Brennan. You are one of the Jeffersonian's most valuable assets.

An asset is, by definition, property.

What's the rule, Mr. Addy?

You only converse with PhDs. You do realize I'm halfway through two doctorates. Two halves make a whole, so mathematically speaking...

Go polish a bone, Mr. Addy.