All I did was get her to watch a basketball game instead of another rerun of Nova.
That's it?
Yeah. Next thing I know, she's reading all about Phil Jackson.
Well, you really didn't do much then, did you?
[mocking] Oh really. I didn't do much. I did get her to stop watching Nova.
You're right. Good point. Sorry.
And because of that, her squint squad has identified eighteen sets of remains. [shows Sweets a stack of files]
That's impressive.
[smiles] Good. I'm so glad you feel that way because it is your responsibility to notify all the surviving relatives. [dumps the files into Sweets' arms]
What??? Me?
Criminal victims, missing persons, all comes under the FBI.
What about you??
Me? [scoffs] I'm a special agent. I beat up bad guys and I leap over things.
[unamused] You're describing Superman.
Exactly. You ever hear of Superman picking up a telephone? [smirks and goes into his office while Sweets walks away, grumbling to himself]
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