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Bones · Season 5, Episode 18

“The Predator in the Pool” quotes from Bones

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“The Predator in the Pool” · Season 5, Episode 18

In this episode: Seeley Booth (7), Temperance Brennan (4), Lance Sweets (1), Hacker (1)

CCatherine

A seasoned law enforcement agent who still has empathy for victim. I'm glad to know you're out there.

At your service.

CCatherine

I was wondering if you wanted to go out sometime?... Maybe this weekend? Unless of course, I'm a suspect, cause I know you can't date me if I'm a suspect, right?

I ... I can't date anyone who's a suspect.

CCatherine

I understand.

Yeah, right. It's FBI, rules regulations.

He emailed me and said he had tickets to a play.

He emailed you for a play??

I believe that play is Andrew's code for sex. Is it okay for us to talk like this?

Yeah!

Well, when he invited me to the play I thought it was code for sex, so I said no.

Oh.

But I said yes to coffee.

Maybe that's a code.

Angela informed me that coffee isn't a code for anything.

I have a date, too.

[surprised] Good.

Catherine Bryar.

Everyone at the aquarium is a suspect.

And once she is eliminated as a person of interest --

Why did Andrew call?

What's wrong with these angelfish?

MSMarilyn Stoddard

They've been listless the past few days. Most likely from something they ingested.

Or someone.

We should take these fish back to the lab.

SStoddard

No, you can't! These are a gift from Morocco!

They need to be tested for trace evidence in a murder investigation.

We'll get them back to you. Don't worry.

I may or may not get them back to you.

I'm going to have coffee with Andrew.

Alright, have a good time.

Thank you!

I'm going to see someone too.

Dr. Catherine Bryar.

Case is closed.

She's very nice. The two of you seem compatible.

Maybe. We'll see.

She's easily as pretty as I am. I mean, using me as a standard.

Bones, you are the standard.

Andrew is not as handsome as you, using you as a standard. He is however, taller. Catherine isn't as smart as I am.

Well, I'm not as smart as Hacker.

You once said he was a doofus.

He is a doofus, a smart doofus.

I hope you have a good time together.

Yeah, you too.

[smiles] Thanks.

Where's the nearest place a tiger shark, a hammmerhead and a red snapper could co-exist?

AHAndrew Hacker

How about the aquarium? [Brennan and Catherine look at him] [jokingly] Hey you don't get to be the Deputy Director of the FBI by just dressing well and kissing ass. [chuckles] OK, yeah, that's most of it but I'm probably right about the aquarium.

[aside to Sweets] Just tell me if any of these kids is a killer.

Well, it's pretty tough to tell your average nine-year-old from your average psychopath.

Don't say that, all right? I have a kid nearly that age.

Children are still forming their sense of ethics at this age. Like I said, they're basically sociopaths.

[Booth and Hacker are discussing the suspect, a Russian mobster known as "Vladov the Impaler"]

Well, I'm not afraid to bring this guy in.

You should be. You value your pension, you should be.

Ok, well, I'm not, even when you sound like Yoda.

You want me with you when you talk to him?

Why?

Vladov the Impaler? The nickname is self-explanatory.

Nah, I can handle it.

Good. But I truly hope that you don't end up getting eaten by sharks because your successes have done wonders for my career.

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