“Double Trouble in the Panhandle” · Season 4, Episode 12
In this episode: Seeley Booth (4), Temperance Brennan (3), Lance Sweets (1)
How do you think they died?
They left Oklahoma, hit Texas, then died of despair.
Nope, they're definitely Oklahomans. If they were from Texas they would have had sense enough to carry water.
[...]
Twins conjoined at the ass!
Oh, they are definitely from Texas.
Um...Can I offer you a piece of advice?
Well, that's why we called you, Sweets...
Don't try too hard to be their friends. Act like you're more interested in each other than any of them, all right? They will come to you.
Okay, thanks, Sweets. [she hangs up]
So, uh, sex, right?
Uh, good idea.
'Kay.
[they start to shake the trailer]
Okay, well I think what we need to do is get a syncopated rhythm going, that takes advantage of the natural frequency of the springs...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute, are you this spontaneous during real sex?
Yes, I am.
How do you think they died?
They left Oklahoma, hit Texas, then died of despair.
Nope, they're definitely Oklahomans. If they were from Texas they would have had sense enough to carry water.
That wouldn't show up in the bones.
No clothing....
Might have blown away.
Maybe a young couple? Some sort of suicide pact?
Sub-pubic angle suggest two females.
Oh. Lesbian suicide pact.
Definitely Texans then.
The victims are Pygopagus, or some would say Illeopagus
What's that?
Greek?
Conjoined twins
What's that?
Siamese twins
The point of attachment is posterior.
Joined at the ass.
[laughs] Definitely Texans!
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