TRTexas Ranger
How do you think they died?
OOklahoma Officer
They left Oklahoma, hit Texas, then died of despair.
TRTexas Ranger
Nope, they're definitely Oklahomans. If they were from Texas they would have had sense enough to carry water.
That wouldn't show up in the bones.
No clothing....
Might have blown away.
TRTexas Ranger
Maybe a young couple? Some sort of suicide pact?
Sub-pubic angle suggest two females.
OOklahoma Officer
Oh. Lesbian suicide pact.
TRTexas Ranger
Definitely Texans then.
The victims are Pygopagus, or some would say Illeopagus
What's that?
TRTexas Ranger
Greek?
Conjoined twins
OOklahoma Officer
What's that?
TRTexas Ranger
Siamese twins
The point of attachment is posterior.
Joined at the ass.
OOklahoma Officer
[laughs] Definitely Texans!
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