Mr. Peanutbutter and BoJack in “Unfinished Business”

Mr. Peanutbutter

Why are we at a bar?

BoJack

We're just celebrating getting Doll back!

Mr. Peanutbutter

You don't wanna bring the doll back to your mom?

BoJack

I will! We're just having a drink first! Relax!

Mr. Peanutbutter

Okay...

BoJack

[thinking to himself] He knows you're terrible. He's the biggest idiot in the world and even HE knows you're terrible!

Mr. Peanutbutter

So when did you get a daughter? She's new, right? Or was she always part of the gang?

BoJack

I met her about a month ago.

Mr. Peanutbutter

Whoa!

BoJack

Yeah. And it was great at first. But now I feel her getting attached, and I just know I'm gonna BoJack things up.

Mr. Peanutbutter

"BoJack things up"? You mean, show up somewhere and be the life of the party? And then share a laugh with your good friend Mr. Peanutbutter?

BoJack

No, obviously I meant screw everything up until she hates me. I don't think I can take that.

Mr. Peanutbutter

Well, maybe this time, don't do the thing that makes her hate you.

BoJack

I don't want to, but every time she looks at me with those big innocent eyes, all I can think about is every shitty thing I've ever done, and I think, "I don't deserve that kind of love".

Mr. Peanutbutter

Look, BoJack. I don't know a lot about balancing a state budget, or how a bill becomes a law.

BoJack

Uh...

Mr. Peanutbutter

I don't know a lot about a lot of things! But I do know this: everybody deserves to be loved.