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BoJack Horseman · Season 1, Episode 15

BoJack and Diane in “Unfinished Business”

[talks to Diane about Mr. Peanutbutter] Why won't you go home?

I should. I know I should. I wish I could just go home right now and crawl into bed and not have to talk about anything or explain anything. He would just say, "How was your day?" And then he would say, "Hey, did you know the monorail was invented by George Monorail?" And I would say, "I don't think that's true." And he would say, "Well, if he didn't invent it, he certainly perfected it." And I wouldn't have to say "I'm sorry I left. I'm sorry I made things so difficult. I'm sorry I'm not the person I thought I was." I would just say, "My day was good." And he would say, "I love you." [BoJack pauses for a beat]

You know the longer you keep lying to him, the harder it's gonna get.

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