[on Excess Hollywoo] I'm here with Hollywoo darling, Naomi Watts. Tell me, what attracted you to the role of Diane?
I just keep getting pigeonholed as these complex characters in highly acclaimed movies. For once, I would just love to phone it in and play a two-dimensional girl in a rom com with no inner life of her own. That's kind of the reason I got into this business.
Ha ha! You said words! Now, is it true you stay in character between takes?
Oh, we all do. The director insists upon it. He even has everyone calling me Diane to help me get in the headspace. It's been great.
[cutaway to kitchen with Quentin Tarantulino and Diane]
Diane! Lookin' good.
Um, thanks.
Ugh, not you. I was talking to Diane. [referring to Watts]
Oh, thank you.
Now, where's my peanut butter?
Right over here, Q.
No, I'm looking for peanut butter.
Oh, you mean BoJack?
If I wanted BoJack, I would call BoJack. [Wallace Shawn comes in dressed as BoJack]
Did someone call for BoJack? [cut back to Watts and Seacrest Type]
It really cuts down on confusion.
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