As my agent, do you think I'm getting fat?
No way. You are in the prime of your life; you've never looked better!
And as my ex-girlfriend?
You look like a pile of crap ate a second pile of crap and then crapped out a third pile of crap.
Wait, so, which pile of crap am I?
The third one.
What? That's the worst one!
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