Morning, sunshine! [BoJack groans] Why so gloomy, roomy?
First of all, we're not roommates. You are my houseguest.
Well, we don't need to put labels on things.
You sleep on my couch and you don't pay rent. I've had tapeworms that are less parasitic. I don't even remember why I let you stay with me in the first place.
Because my parents kicked me out and I had nowhere to go, and even though you don't want anyone to know it—
[BoJack turns on the blender for Todd to finish his sentence before turning it off]
...you secretly have a good heart.
You told me they didn't approve of your "alternative lifestyle". I thought you were, like, a troubled gay teen or something. I didn't realize by "alternative lifestyle" that you meant you were lazy.
That's on you for making assumptions. Also, if you're looking for the Toaster Strudels, I got really high last night and ate them all.
[BoJack groans and he shuts the compartment door]
Did you say you've had tapeworms?
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