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S1 E15

Bob's Burgers · Season 1, Episode 15

Teddy and Gene in “Unfinished Business”

I gotta go to my cousin's wedding this weekend and I'm dreading it.

Oh. Is this the cousin you got to second base with?

No, that was my second cousin and it was third base.

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