[Louise has a crush on Boo Boo.]
I'm going to help you through this. Tell me what you like about Boo Boo.
Nothing. Everything. I don't know!
Do you like his hair?
You mean those soft blonde bangs you wanna hide under like an umbrella on a rainy day? No. Not really.
And his face?
Ew, gross, it's so gorgeous, I just wanna slap it, I just wanna slap it, I just wanna slap his hideous, beautiful face!
Um, you mean "kiss?"
No, I mean "slap."
Woah. You got it bad, girl.
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