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Bob's Burgers · Season 1, Episode 15

Jairo, Bob and others in “Unfinished Business”

JJairo

Bob, please. There is nothing to be embarrassed about. It is quite common for a wounded animal to make a bowel movement as he is defeated by a much stronger predator.

Bob

Hey, it wasn't you. It was 4:30!

JJairo

Here, Bob. Let me show you some very convenient sphincter-tightening exercises.

Bob

No! No, thank you.

JJairo

Tight... relax.

Bob

I don't want--

JJairo

Tight... relax.

Bob

[angrily] Stop it!

JJairo

Tight--

Bob

DON'T DO SPHINCTER-TIGHTENING EXERCISES IN MY RESTAURANT!

JJairo

Okay, fine. [sits down]

Bob

Thank you!

Gene

[bouncing in his seat] I'll be feeling this in the morning! Hoo!

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