Eddie Kessler quotes from Boardwalk Empire

Eddie Kessler

Mr. Thompson is a part of everything. He is in the sky and sea. He is in the dreams of children at night. He is all that there is, forever.

Nucky Thompson

The split is 80 percent-20 percent, my favor. I supply the product, your people work their magic.

Chalky White

That's a whole lot of magic for 20 percent.

Nucky Thompson

It's the same deal I gave Mickey Cusick.

Chalky White

You know that motherfucker changed his name to Doyle?

Nucky Thompson

I did.

Chalky White

40 percent.

Nucky Thompson

What happened to 30?

Chalky White

I'll charge 10 extra for thinking I'd take the same deal as Mickey.

Nucky

I didn't know you were so sensitive.

Chalky White

As a baby's ass, motherfucker. [leaves]

Nucky Thompson

[to Eddie] What's motherfucker mean?

Eddie Kessler

I suppose it's a schvartze term.

Nucky Thompson

Knock, goddammit!

Eddie Kessler

I did!

Nucky Thompson

Well, knock like a man!

Nucky Thompson

Jesus Christ! The fuck are you doing?

Eddie Kessler

You told me to knock in a manly fashion.

Nucky Thompson

Well leave the door on the hinges!

Eddie Kessler

I have done nothing wrong.

You had a pistol up your sleeve.

Eddie Kessler

That is for protection.

Against who?

Eddie Kessler

[sarcastically] Apaches!