Al Capone quotes from Boardwalk Empire

Al Capone

We've been on the road for 18 hours. I need a bath and some chow. Then you and me sit down... and we talk about who dies.

Al Capone

[weeping over his brother Frank's body] Everything that crawls is gonna pay!

Al Capone

[to Nucky] We got a problem. His name is Charlie.

Al Capone

What'll it be?

I'll take a whiskey and a statement on the record.

[seeing Capone kicking Corrigan] What the fuck's going on?

Al Capone

I'm making a statement.

Al Capone

That stuff you said in front of the boys, bout me in the war; makes me look bad. That ain't how you treat a buddy.

Jimmy Darmody

Is that what we are?

Al Capone

What did you think we were?

Jimmy Darmody

Accomplices.

Al Capone

It's the same thing right?

Nucky Thompson

How's Torrio handling the competition?

Al Capone

We're killing them.

Nelson Van Alden

Please, sir, I provide for a family. I failed to eschew evil, but I'm trying.

Al Capone

[sticking a fork into Van Alden's face] 25 blocks into my territory. I know you're gonna pay me back.

Nelson Van Alden

Yes, sir.

Al Capone

Huh?

Nelson Van Alden

Yes, sir!

Al Capone

Tell me everything you know about O'Banion's operation.

Al Capone

You think I'm stupid?

Nelson Van Alden

No successful man is stupid.

Al Capone

Are you successful?

Nelson Van Alden

Not really.

Al Capone

Why's that?

Nelson Van Alden

I get the feeling that my boss doesn't like me.

Nelson Van Alden

I've worked for you for seven years. I set up Dean O'Banion. I make my number every week. Maybe I'm a federal agent, maybe I'm a bigamist, maybe I'm a murderer on the run. Believe what you want, there's no way I can stop you. But that's not what matters now.

Al Capone

It's not?

Nelson Van Alden

[indicating Luciano] What matters is that this man comes in from out of town and starts telling Capone what to do about Capone's business in Capone's house? You ask me, that's pretty goddamn disrespectful.

Al Capone

[to Luciano] You can rule by fear, or you can rule by love. Remember that, if you're ever in charge. Get him a drink.

You've got a pair.

Nelson Van Alden

What did I say?

You don't remember?

Nelson Van Alden

I need a men's room.

You gonna be sick?

Nelson Van Alden

I may have soiled myself,