Lucky LucianoIt's the 20th century, sweetie. You wanna make a buck? Have 'em start showin' a little skin.
A character in Boardwalk Empire
Played by Vincent Piazza
Boardwalk Empire · 133 quotes
Tied for 7th most-quoted character in Boardwalk Empire: in 8 of its 133 quotes
Most scenes with: Nucky Thompson (2)
Lucky LucianoIt's the 20th century, sweetie. You wanna make a buck? Have 'em start showin' a little skin.
Lucky Luciano[in Italian] To us, and only us. Now and forever.
Lucky Luciano[addressing the Commission] This table, it's round for a reason: 'Cause no one sits at the head. There's no boss - there's seven bosses. A commission. Five families in New York, plus Buffalo and Chicago. Nobody gets made, unless we all approve. Put it to a vote. Any beefs, wherever you go - New Orleans, Kansas City, St. Louis - they all get settled here by us, before things get out of hand. The old way of doin' things, it's over. The mustache petes are in the ground. Our friends, our partners - the Jews, the Irish, what have you. If it's good for business, it's good for us. There's no point in limiting our opportunities. The future is ours, boys.
Lucky LucianoI'm a friend of James.
His friends call him Jimmy, so who are you really?
Lucky LucianoI'm a, whatchacallit, an acquaintance. From New York.
That part I suspected. What's your name?
Lucky LucianoNever mind my name. Is he here or ain't he?
He's not.
Lucky LucianoThen where is he?
Maybe he's up your ass. Have you considered looking there?
I won't pretend you're inclined to be warm to me. I wouldn't insult you like that, cuz before anything else, I have great respect for you, your wisdom, your achievements.
You're better spoken than I expected.
We never really talked before.
You and Charlie are acquainted?
We have someone in common [Lucky slept with James' mother and tried to murder him].
You hear, Charlie? Discretion. Charlie volunteered to absent himself from this meeting. He felt his presence might be disruptive, but I counseled what?
Lucky LucianoNever let the past get in the way of the future.
We are all learning, Mr. Rothstein.
And what can I learn from you, Mr. Darmody?
That things are changing in Atlantic City. If you're in the market for quality liquor coming in off the beaches at a reasonable price and in good supply, I can get it for you.
You personally?
Me. My associates. I'm expanding my business and you are precisely the type of discerning customer I'm looking for.
And Nucky Thompson?
Nucky's like a father to me.
Lucky LucianoI have a father. Barely said hello in 5 years.
Sorry to hear it.
Who are you, Mr. Darmody?
Pardon?
Y-Y-You show up well dressed with a suit cravat and a bold proposal. A year ago you were a brigand in the woods. Who are you?
I'm a businessman, a veteran, I just got married.
Congratulations.
I have a son. He's almost 4.
Cart before the horse?
Do you have kids, Mr. Rothstein?
No, but I'm told they often say unexpected and amusing things. I appreciate you coming to me. I applaud your audacity. And I give you my word that your offer remains in this room.
What does that mean?
Lucky LucianoI'll show you out.
[Nucky has just cut the city's liquor barons out of a profitable deal]
Sorry, gentlemen. New year, new rules.
Well, that makes sense. A chink I know, runs a laundry, tells me that '23 is the year of the pig.
This is a business decision.
I come all the way down here, put up with car trouble...
We all got the same news.
Yeah but we ain't all in the same fuckin' boat! I'm gettin' squeezed on all sides...
[warns him in Italian]
No fuck you, Frank! Your fuckin' rathole bar and your warehouse in Canarsie? I don't see you doin' me any favors, amicu! [to Rothstein] And you, you smug kike midget, creeping around like a dentist with ether...
Lucky LucianoWhy don't you watch your fuckin' mouth...
Why don't you go sit in the corner, short pants? [to Nucky] And then there's you. Fuckin' breadstick in a bowtie. You pasty-faced cocksucker...
[angry but controlled] You must be tired, Mr. Rossetti. That can make a man irritable. You need some rest.
I need 500 cases of rum.
You and your men, my guests at the Ritz.
You think I can't float my own hotel room?
I'm making a goodwill gesture. Accept it or not.
How about I make one to you?
You'll not do it here.
I'll shit you out like yesterday's sausage, you bog-trottin' prick.
You're making my decision very easy.
[Rosetti looks around the room, sees he has no support]
Nobody around here can take a joke.
Lucky Luciano[to Narcisse] You got the policy game, the dope, the clubs...
And you got all those whores.
What I have belongs to me.
Lucky LucianoPeople are losing things all over. Some guy, he's a millionaire, next thing you know he's sellin' Chiclets in the street.
[rubbing his throat] Or worse.
[bemused] Chiclets...
Lucky LucianoHanging on to what you have, that sounds like a good idea. That's what Mr. Maranzano would like to help you with. [pause] And that's what we have to say.
I thank you both for your concern, and I am sorry you came all this way for nothing.
Lucky Luciano[smiles] What I love about the city: everything's so close.
Lucky LucianoWhat do you want?
A meeting so we can settle this bullshit.
Lucky LucianoI'll meet you at your funeral. We can talk there.
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