TV show quotes
You want to know a secret, Bingo?
Yes?
I'm thinking of not doing the facepainting stall this weekend...
Why?
Because I'm not very good at it, am I? Mackenzie's meant to be a cheetah!
Am I??
Well, it all started when Bandit got his head bald.
Hey, kids, I'm back from my haircut!
Dad!
Right: Dinner's in the slow cooker, and they've had afternoon tea. I need 20 minutes where no one comes near me.
[distraught] What...?
Ah. Yeah. OK. Come on, kids, daddy-daughter time!
Hooray!
And You Got a A Bald Head???
She said they were back in...
Did Mom Need Some Alone Time?
AAGH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
[defensively] Je veux la fenetre!
You don't put tomato sauce on pavlova!
[insistently] Je veux la fenetre!
That's it!
Bonjour...?
OUT!
[indignantly] Oh, BONJOUR!
Is my car scratched?
Bingo, on the morning of this morning, did you see Dad fluffy in my face?
Yes, I did.
Oh, what?! Bingo, you weren't even there!
Hee hee, yes I was!
Thank you, Bingo, you can leave. [Whispered] Here's a lollipop!
[squeals with delight]
Aww, your honour!!
Bingo, are you fibbing to get a lollipop?
Yes! [giggles]
Give me that.
Awww.
Everyone forget that bit. Bluey, that has not helped your case.
Okay, Muffy. There's the timer. Socks' turn now.
Yay!
I have to finish my cowboy hat.
Aw!
No. You don't have to finish your cowboy hat, you have to give Socks a turn.
But I want to finish my cowboy hat.
[warningly] Muffy.... Muffin Heeler, give your sister a turn now!
BUT I WANT TO DRAW A COWBOY HAT!
Just give her a turn, Muffin!
NO!!
[scolds Muffin] Muffin Cupcake Heeler!
Cowboy hat!
If you say "cowboy hat" one more time, you'll be in time out.
[glares at Stripe] Cow.... Boy.... HAT!!!
Okay, that's it! You're going to time out!
[Stripe walks over to Muffin and lifts her up. Muffin throws a screaming and growling tantrum including enough struggle for Stripe to grunt audibly as she's taken away. The tablet has fallen due to Muffin kicking it and now it's now facing towards the celling fan.]
Oh, boy.
Bye, Muffin.
Dinner.... Dinner, what's for dinner...?
Cereal!!
You can't have cereal for dinner.
Aww!
I know! Meatballs!
Hooray! Meatballs!
I don't want meatballs.
Bluey, you love meatballs!
[loudly groans]
Well, what do you want?
I don't know, but I know I want something!
100 dollars!
Um, I guess that's OK.
Ah, Doreen, you need to go a little bit higher than that.
I think you should lay off the biscuits!
What?! You said I was looking good!
You are, honey, ignore her.
Oh, nosey neighbour's back!
Aww, duck cake!
What happened?
Nothing.
Why are you hopping?
I peed on my foot.
[screams] Why did you pee on your foot?!
I wasn't paying attention.
Why not?
I was trying to get a nose hair out!
You've got hairs in your nose?! That's disgusting!
Welcome to middle-age, kid.
First off, he eats his own gravy stains!
True.
His armpits are smelly!
Correct.
His nose is hairy!
Very hairy.
He does fluffies!
Stinky fluffies.
And he peed on his own foot!
Oh. That's a new one.
It's not, actually.
He's a grub!
Why do we need medicine? Are we sick?
Do we have bum worms?
[chuckling] No, you don't have bum worms.
Awww, I want bum worm chocolate.
I just haven't had any energy lately. I feel like an old man. I thought some vitamins might help.
Is it because of us that you feel like an old man?
Yeah, sometimes.
Oh. Sorry...
It's okay. You also make me feel like a young man.
How can we make you feel like an old man AND a young man?
I don't know,but you find a way.
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