AAlfie
Sorry, sir, we don't have any "moon sprinklers?" I'm not actually sure they exist.
Forget the sprinklers, I've got a new problem. Muffin wants the unicorn thing, these kids know which one, I need you to figure it out.
AAlfie
Why don't you just ask them?
Look... [quickly checks Alfie's name tag] ...Alfie, you'll understand one day. Can you help me?
AAlfie
[determinedly] ...Yes. I can help you.
Good man, Alfie! Alright, action!
BBBluey and Bingo
[start the charades bit again]
See, that one's writing. I think it's "book" but I can't see any starting with "book."
AAlfie
You're definitely writing something. But it's not "book". It's not what you're writing, it's what you're writing with. [Gasp] PEN!
[gives a double thumbs up]
AAlfie
[to Bingo] Now what about you...?
See, I thought it was a chicken, or some sort of pheasant. Maybe a partridge? Is there a pen partridge?
AAlfie
You've got wings like a bird, but they're big wings. Come on, Alfie, you have to be helpful... Oh, you're squawking. No, that's not squawking, that's breathing. Fire! [Gasp] PENDRAGON!
CCrowd
[Chanting] Alfie! Alfie! Alfie!
Hey, mate, are you his boss?
Why don't you have a wife?
RRad
Whoa... Well, how do you know I don't?
So why don't you have a wife?
BBingo
How many friends have you got?
Why've you only got three friends?
FFrisky
Well, umm... Back to him!
Why do we only see you at Christmas?
RRad
'Cos I work on a oil rig.
Is that why you don't have a wife?
BBingo
What's an oil rig?
Why is your hair so pretty?
RFRad & Frisky
Almond milk shampoo!
Do you wanna have children?
FFrisky
Umm, no. Bosco and I aren't friends anymore.
FFrisky
[quickly] No one. Next question!
NNana
Well, it all started when Bandit got his head bald.
Hey, kids, I'm back from my haircut!
Right: Dinner's in the slow cooker, and they've had afternoon tea. I need 20 minutes where no one comes near me.
Ah. Yeah. OK. Come on, kids, daddy-daughter time!
And You Got a A Bald Head???
She said they were back in...
Did Mom Need Some Alone Time?
Bingo, on the morning of this morning, did you see Dad fluffy in my face?
Oh, what?! Bingo, you weren't even there!
BBingo
Hee hee, yes I was!
Thank you, Bingo, you can leave. [Whispered] Here's a lollipop!
BBingo
[squeals with delight]
Bingo, are you fibbing to get a lollipop?
Everyone forget that bit. Bluey, that has not helped your case.
SStripe
Okay, Muffy. There's the timer. Socks' turn now.
I have to finish my cowboy hat.
SStripe
No. You don't have to finish your cowboy hat, you have to give Socks a turn.
MMuffy
But I want to finish my cowboy hat.
SStripe
[warningly] Muffy.... Muffin Heeler, give your sister a turn now!
BUT I WANT TO DRAW A COWBOY HAT!
BBingo
Just give her a turn, Muffin!
SStripe
[scolds Muffin] Muffin Cupcake Heeler!
SStripe
If you say "cowboy hat" one more time, you'll be in time out.
[glares at Stripe] Cow.... Boy.... HAT!!!
SStripe
Okay, that's it! You're going to time out!
[Stripe walks over to Muffin and lifts her up. Muffin throws a screaming and growling tantrum including enough struggle for Stripe to grunt audibly as she's taken away. The tablet has fallen due to Muffin kicking it and now it's now facing towards the celling fan.]
BBingo
I just haven't had any energy lately. I feel like an old man. I thought some vitamins might help.
Is it because of us that you feel like an old man?
It's okay. You also make me feel like a young man.
How can we make you feel like an old man AND a young man?
I don't know,but you find a way.
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