A character in Bluey
Played by David McCormick
Bluey · 57 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Bluey: in 28 of its 57 quotes
Most scenes with: Bluey (20), Bingo (15), Chilli (10)
Bandit! She's upset!
What? She's easy to cheer up!
No, I'm not!
Yes, you are! DUDE!
[giggling] Don't call me "dude!"
Why not, DUDE?
[still giggling] Stop calling me "dude!"
Yeah, live in the now, dude.
STOP CALLING US DUDES!
OK, if we're gonna do this, let's do it properly! Hmmm, how to act pregnant....
[rolling up her magazine] I'm just gonna get this ready...
[ahem!] Ohhh, my back! Ohhhh, my feet! Rub my feet, Bluey, rub my feet.
Bandit Heeler!
I'm hungry! Ohhh, I need to sit down! Ohhhh, where's my vitamin E cream? Something about stretch marks...
[hitting Bandit with the magazine] How dare you?! You have no idea what I went through!
How could you? OW! I'm with child!
OK, Bingo, this is gonna take a serious please face.
Yes. Serious.
Let's get these ears back.... And I'm gonna need to see tears... That's good! And let's hold these. [passing over a couple of stuffed toys] OK. Let's do this. [ahem]
What do you want?
[laying it on thick] Why do you never play with us?
What?!
You're always at work!
I'm never at work!
It's like you don't even love us!
You are joking, right?
How could you not love your own children?
Ah, cheese and jam! All right.
Hooray! [they run off to start the game, and they giggle]
That was impressive.
Sorry, sir, we don't have any "moon sprinklers?" I'm not actually sure they exist.
Forget the sprinklers, I've got a new problem. Muffin wants the unicorn thing, these kids know which one, I need you to figure it out.
Why don't you just ask them?
Look... [quickly checks Alfie's name tag] ...Alfie, you'll understand one day. Can you help me?
[determinedly] ...Yes. I can help you.
Good man, Alfie! Alright, action!
[start the charades bit again]
See, that one's writing. I think it's "book" but I can't see any starting with "book."
You're definitely writing something. But it's not "book". It's not what you're writing, it's what you're writing with. [Gasp] PEN!
[gives a double thumbs up]
Good one, Alfie!
[to Bingo] Now what about you...?
See, I thought it was a chicken, or some sort of pheasant. Maybe a partridge? Is there a pen partridge?
Shh!
Oh, yeah, sorry.
You've got wings like a bird, but they're big wings. Come on, Alfie, you have to be helpful... Oh, you're squawking. No, that's not squawking, that's breathing. Fire! [Gasp] PENDRAGON!
Yes!
[Cheering]
Bingo! You spoke!
So did you!
Ahhh! I did!
Alfie, you rock star!
[Chanting] Alfie! Alfie! Alfie!
Hey, mate, are you his boss?
Yes?
Well, he's a legend!
[Cheering]
Well, it all started when Bandit got his head bald.
Hey, kids, I'm back from my haircut!
Dad!
Right: Dinner's in the slow cooker, and they've had afternoon tea. I need 20 minutes where no one comes near me.
[distraught] What...?
Ah. Yeah. OK. Come on, kids, daddy-daughter time!
Hooray!
And You Got a A Bald Head???
She said they were back in...
Did Mom Need Some Alone Time?
AAGH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
[defensively] Je veux la fenetre!
You don't put tomato sauce on pavlova!
[insistently] Je veux la fenetre!
That's it!
Bonjour...?
OUT!
[indignantly] Oh, BONJOUR!
Bingo, on the morning of this morning, did you see Dad fluffy in my face?
Yes, I did.
Oh, what?! Bingo, you weren't even there!
Hee hee, yes I was!
Thank you, Bingo, you can leave. [Whispered] Here's a lollipop!
[squeals with delight]
Aww, your honour!!
Bingo, are you fibbing to get a lollipop?
Yes! [giggles]
Give me that.
Awww.
Everyone forget that bit. Bluey, that has not helped your case.
100 dollars!
Um, I guess that's OK.
Ah, Doreen, you need to go a little bit higher than that.
I think you should lay off the biscuits!
What?! You said I was looking good!
You are, honey, ignore her.
Oh, nosey neighbour's back!
Aww, duck cake!
What happened?
Nothing.
Why are you hopping?
I peed on my foot.
[screams] Why did you pee on your foot?!
I wasn't paying attention.
Why not?
I was trying to get a nose hair out!
You've got hairs in your nose?! That's disgusting!
Welcome to middle-age, kid.
First off, he eats his own gravy stains!
True.
His armpits are smelly!
Correct.
His nose is hairy!
Very hairy.
He does fluffies!
Stinky fluffies.
And he peed on his own foot!
Oh. That's a new one.
It's not, actually.
He's a grub!
Why do we need medicine? Are we sick?
Do we have bum worms?
[chuckling] No, you don't have bum worms.
Awww, I want bum worm chocolate.
I just haven't had any energy lately. I feel like an old man. I thought some vitamins might help.
Is it because of us that you feel like an old man?
Yeah, sometimes.
Oh. Sorry...
It's okay. You also make me feel like a young man.
How can we make you feel like an old man AND a young man?
I don't know,but you find a way.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Bluey pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
