Jamie quotes from Blue Bloods

Jamie

Sean’s trying to be a problem so that Jack will decide to stick around and keep his kid brother in line.

Danny

And you know this how, Mr. Freud?

Jamie

Because I did the same thing when you left for the Marines.

Danny

Well, what happened? You get a B-minus on your test?

Jamie

A-minus. It was a dark time.

A tit for tat response would just be like a slap on the wrist in return for a punch in the face. What are we going to do, call them names?

Jamie

But this shock and awe, Dad, it seems like one step forward, two steps back in community relations and I’ve got mixed feelings about that.

Jamie

Try not to grip the steering wheel like you're gonna break it in two.

Sorry, Sergeant.

Jamie

Don't worry. Soon this'll be second nature to you and you'll be able to focus on what's important.

What's that?

Jamie

Where to go to lunch.

Danny

This is just between us.

Henry

Like hell it is! You two represent our family in public. And until now the two of you have never done anything to disgrace this family.

Jamie

Nothing's gonna change til someone fixes this.

Henry

All right. You made the right call, but you crossed the line. And you, you toed the line but writing him up was the wrong call. Now you two are supposed to be brothers. Act like it!

My sons are having an argument and they need to settle it like grown-ups.

Danny

I tried, but this one won't listen to reason.

Jamie

I'll listen to reason when I start hearing some.

Danny

Stop hiding behind those stripes.

Jamie

I'm not wearing them now.

Danny

All right, let's go outside and settle this like we used to.

That's enough! If you two can't follow the rules of this table, both of you can leave.

Jamie

What the hell, right?

Eddie

People have pranked you before, but...

Jamie

Who hates me this much?

Jamie

What if it gets back that I'm investigating them? I'll lose trust, trust that i've worked hard to build.

Eddie

You want them to trust that you'll always look the other way? Is that the message you want to send?

Jamie

You're about to become the daughter-in-law of the PC and the former PC. You're just going to have to accept that some people are going to try to use you.

Eddie

For what? To win a softball game?

Anthony

You were way out of line with your sister.

Jamie

You were out of line now.

Anthony

You think your sister wanted to let a murderer walk any more than you did?

Jamie

Don't come into my precinct and school me on my sister.

Eddie

It's always a scam with him.

Jamie

Yeah, but he seemed genuine. And I've already put wheels in motion for him to get it.

Eddie

Without telling me?

Jamie

BEFORE telling you.

Eddie

Is there a difference?

Jamie

It's up to you, but my whole family's gonna be there and I thought maybe yours could be too.

Are you ready?

Jamie

Yes.

Are you absolutely sure?

Jamie

Why are you asking?

Because I have only lost three marriages to divorce and I don't want any more dents in my record.

And a roof deck health club with SoulCycle classes, 24 hour doormen and... (Laughs) onsite parking. Sergeant, what do you think?

Jamie

I'm sure we could afford it if we were in, say, Topeka, Kansas.

No, that's not nec...

Jamie

Which we are not.

Eddie

Jamie.

Guys, this unit is $1,500 a month, but...

Jamie

Which is ridiculously low.

As I explained, these are new buildings, ground-floor opportunities. Being as you two are the exact kind of couple that the developers are looking to attract, there are significant enticements on the initial two-year lease.

Eddie

Well, that makes sense.

Jamie

Well, discounts 'cause we're cops, right?

It's a little more complicated than just being cops.

Jamie

Well, we're not just any cops, we're the son and daughter-in-law of the police commissioner, which means anywhere that we rent automatically becomes one of the safest buildings on the safest blocks in the city.

(Sighs) A little friendly advice, from a woman who has been married twice, it's hard enough without looking gift horses in their mouths.

Eddie

I bet that's true.

Jamie

But not for us. But thank you.

Eddie

Marriage is about compromise, okay? And compromise is, by its very nature, transactional. You give something, you get something. So... I'm gonna work midnights. And you are gonna quit looking the gift horse in the mouth.

Jamie

That's not what I'm doing.

Eddie

Our C.O. referred her to us. You think he doesn't know what services she provides?

Jamie

I'm sure he does, b-but what if it's a test?

Eddie

A test for what?

Jamie

Integrity. To see if these two are going around with their hands out.

Eddie

No.

Jamie

Okay, not a test. But a way to have a drop on the son and daughter-in-law of the PC in case he ever needs it.

Eddie

Wow, are you cynical all of a sudden.

Jamie

I could say, "Wow, are you gullible," but I won't.

Eddie

You just did.

Jamie

Are you still pissed that I got the decoy op instead of you?

Eddie

No.

Jamie

Good. Cause neither of us had a choice. We're cops. We take orders. That's always how it's gonna be. That's the job.

Eddie

All I'm saying is as your former partner, don't play the hero.

Start again?

Jamie

Yeah, get right back on the horse.

But what happens the day after that and the day after that? It's only my third day out of the academy.

Jamie

It happens. You got scared. But I see a good cop in you.

But you've also seen rookies die.

Jamie

That's not the point.

That's exactly the point. If I go, my wife gets the flag. Not you.