Danny quotes from Blue Bloods

Danny

Hey, you okay?

Jamie

Yeah, I'm fine.

Danny

Have you given your statement to anybody?

Jamie

Yeah, I talked to uh I talked to this guy. [Points at another detective]

Danny

Jack, he says he gave his statement to this guy over here. [Points her in the other detective's direction, then turns to Jamie] What happened?

Jamie

Well, you know the uh, the triad, they kidnap illegal immigrants to try and squeeze money out of their families in China right?

Danny

Yeah yeah it's one of their many upstanding activities, why, what happened?

Jamie

I think that's what I saw. Two suspects had guns, but when I searched the guy, he didn't have it.

Danny

Are you sure they had guns?

Jamie

Yeah yeah he had it, he must have tossed it.

Danny

A gun's not going to last long on the streets of Chinatown, kid, what else?

Jamie

There was one other woman, a Chinese woman, she saw the whole thing, perp pushed her up against the wall, she might have had lacerations on her forehead.

Danny

I've gotta find two Asian women in Chinatown? Now what were you doing down here anyway, you're off duty?

Jamie

Just walking around, blowing off some steam after my tour.

Danny

Look, Internal Affairs is going to be up all over you, they're going to want to speak to witnesses, going to know who you were talking to, what you were doing.

Jamie

I got it, I got it.

Danny

Right, get your story straight.

Jamie

All right.

Danny

[Nods] I'm glad you're all right. [pats Jamie on the cheek]

Jackie

You enjoying yourself, Reagan?

Danny

How could I not be? Come on. We just took a statement from a six-four transsexual escort who thinks her Labradoodle was dognapped by her shrink. How can I not be having fun right now?

Danny

This is the New York that I love. The one you never see on a postcard.

Jackie

Now there's an untapped market: tranny hooker postcards.

We use that for our accounting.

Danny

Well, Best Buy's having a sale. Get yourself a new one.

Danny

The good son, huh?

There's one in every Irish family.

Danny

True.

Danny

So the Dad kills Betsy and lets the son take the fall for it.

Jackie

I believe that. The way the guy was looking at me, he's a predator for sure.

Jackie

This guy's going to miss his maid in Rikers.

Danny

He may end up being somebody's maid in Rikers.

Danny

I swear if I have to look at one more businessman with a wheelie getting off an elevator I'm going to eat my gun.

Jackie

Shoot me first, please. It'd be a mercy killing.

Jackie

Do you Reagans ever take a day off?

Danny

Not if we can help it.

Danny

You've got nothing to feel guilty about.

What makes you think I feel guilty?

Danny

Because you've got a hero from Ziggy's in that bag with my name on it.

Danny

Single guys love a girl that can cook you know.

Jackie

I use my oven as a dresser.

Danny

Be like being rookies all over again.

Better not. It ain't rookie duty.

Jackie

Maybe I can bring this rat over to my ex-husband's house.

Danny

Is he that bad?

Jackie

Yeah, he actually is.

Jackie

You guys get together every week to eat and fight. You sure you're not Italian?

Danny

Nope Irish. We just drink a little more.

Jackie

What did you say to him in there?

Danny

Mostly lies. What I wanted to tell him was go ahead and shoot the son of a bitch and let's be done with it.