[Blackadder hands the Queen a boomerang]
[to Lord Melchett] What is it?
A stick.
Is it a stick, Lord Blackadder?
Ah, yes, Ma'am. But it is a very special stick, because, when you throw it away, it comes back!
Well, that's no good, is it? Because when I throw things away, I don't want them to come back! [to Percy] You! Get rid of it.
Certainly, Ma'am. [throws it into the corridor]
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