Lord Melchett, Queen and others in “Unfinished Business”

I bring grave intelligence about your former favourite, Lord Blackadder. He wishes to marry a girl called Bob.

That's a very odd name for a girl, isn't it? Girls are normally called Elizabeth. Or Mary.

Nursie

And Donald.

Mouth is open, Nursie, should be shut.

Nursie

It's true, sweet one. I had three sisters and they were called Donald, Eric and Basil.

Then why's your name Nursie?

Nursie

That ain't my real name.

What is your real name?

Nursie

[chuckles] Bernard.

[smiles] Suits you, actually.