[We cut to Edmund’s room where Edmund, Percy and Baldrick are wearing antlers, and none of them are at all excited; a dog is cooking over a fire]
I would never have believed that my stag party would be like this, the most depressing night of my life.
Well, my lord, at least you can take solace in one thing.
What's that?
We're pretty sure your wife's a virgin.
At least there are no living witnesses to the contrary. If she wasn't, we might still stand a chance. Officially, you've still got to be a virgin. [suddenly, an idea forms in Edmund's head and he looks at Percy]
What, my lord? [realizing Edmund is grinning, and begins to understand] Oh!
[Smiling, both of them look at Baldrick]
[chuckles nervously] Oh no. [understanding] No. [horrified] No!
Yes! Yes! YES!
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