[We cut to Edmund's bedroom where Baldrick is in a dress and wig, twirling around in front of Percy, who nodded. Then Edmund enters in anger]
I'm gonna kill him, and I'm gonna kill him now!
Who, My Lord?
That stinking Scottish weasel!
Why, My Lord?
Because he's a thieving stinking Scottish weasel, that's why! [goes to get a knife]
How?
I'm gonna stab him!
Where?
In the Great Hall and in the bladder! [begins to sharpen a knife]
But if you do it in front of everybody, won't they suspect something?
Ah, yes, a drawback. Yes...Perhaps we need something a little more cunning.
I have a cunning plan.
Yes, perhaps, but I think I may have a more cunning one.
Well, mine's pretty cunning, My Lord.
Yes, but not cunning enough, I imagine.
Well, that depends how cunning you mean, My Lord.
Well, pretty damn cunning. How cunning do you think I mean?
Well, mine's quite cunning, My Lord.
[fed up] Alright, then, let's hear it! Let's hear what's so damn cunning!
Right, well, first of all, you get him to come with you–
[sarcastically] Oh yes, very cunning. Brilliantly cunning. I ask him to come with me and then-then stab him, perhaps. How cunning can you get?
No, My Lord. You get this enormous great cannon–
[as though the idea is ridiculous] Oh, I see, I take him outside, get him to stick his head down a cannon and then blow it off.
[simultaneously] Blow it off! Yeah!
Oh, yes, Baldrick, that's [thinks about it] ...that's a wonderful idea. [looking at the paper] No. I think I have a plan that will give us a little more...entertainment. [laughs]
[Then they hear a noise outside. Edmund looks out the window, and saw McAngus leaving. Then he leaves his room to follow him]
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