[They enter a small cottage. Baldrick dragging the body. Edmund enters, carrying a gauntlet]
[still entering] Come on! Come on! Will you wait! Will you wait! [Baldrick collapses exhausted on the corpse while he closes the door] Ah, well done... [sit on a barrel, then notices that something's missing] Where's the head?
I thought you had it.
Baldrick, I can't be expected to carry everything!
[They hear someone approaching. Edmund cowers; Baldrick prepares to strike down the intruder with some sort of blunt object. The door opens, and Percy enters with the same decapitated head]
[annoyed] Percy, you brainless son of a prostitute! Where have you been?!
I've just proved that I'm a man! Look what I've found! [holds up the head]
[relieved] Oh, thank God! Quick, Percy, quick, put it down and let's get out of here!
No no no no! I found it! It's mine!
What do you mean it's yours? [tries to take it from Percy]
[defensively] I'm going to use it to prove that I killed a nobleman!
[stops trying to take the head] And which nobleman, pray...?
Er... [looks under the face shield, and laughs nervously] Well, it's the King, actually!
[Edmund stares at Percy, who tosses the head to Edmund, who tosses it to Baldrick, who tosses it in the barrel. They are about to leave, but a bloodied, armored man staggers in]
Lost! Lost! All is lost! [collapses to the floor]
[shocked] What?!
Flee! Flee!
Oh my god! Quick, let's get out of here!
Take me with you! [grabs one of Edmund legs]
Get your hands off!
[Percy feebly helps in this process]
If you leave me alone here, I'll die.
If you don't leave me alone, I'll kill you myself! [Baldrick bops the man on the head with his blunt object. The man falls to one side] Now, leave him here, come on! [he, Baldrick, and Percy make their way out]
I'll give you money! Ten thousand sovereigns! [collapses]
[The door opens, and Percy's head pokes in.]
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