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Black Books · Season 1, Episode 15

Bernard and Fran in “Unfinished Business”

Bernard

What is this I'm drinking? It's disgusting. It's like a choc ice fell into a bottle of bleach. This is children's booze! What's yours?

Fran

Bludge. It's quite good actually. You don't even have to drink it. You just rub it on your hips and it eats right through to your liver.

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