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Black Books · Season 1, Episode 15

Bernard and Manny in “Unfinished Business”

[After Manny foils Bernard's attempt to kill Benson]

Bernard

So you admit you deliberately stepped in front of the bullet?

Manny

[softly] Yes.

Bernard

And wantonly sprayed blood from your head wound across the shop?

Manny

[softly] Yes.

Bernard

Before going to waste time writhing around on an 'emergency operating table'?

Manny

[softly] Yes.

Bernard

[hands Manny an affidavit and a pen] Sign here. No wages for seven years. If it wasn't for you, that cat would be where he belongs: in Hell, being chased by giant mice!

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