[After Bernard has taken up gambling and is looking through the Racing Form to develop a 'system']
There's only one system: bet, lose, borrow, steal, lose, take the drugs, lose, prison... death.
Don't get pious; you started me off.
That was a just a flutter; this is Satan's bingo.
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