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S1 E15

Black Books · Season 1, Episode 15

Bernard and Manny in “Unfinished Business”

What did he say, the midget?

You mustn't call him a midget...

(Moves right up into Manny's face) He's a midget. A tiny midget.

What if he hears you?

HE WON'T, HIS EARS ARE TOO SMALL!!!

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