No one is willing to admit that wine doesn't actually have a taste.
But you can't taste anything, you smoke eighty bajillion cigarettes a day. What's that?
What?
What's that you're eating?
It's some sort of delicious biscuit.
It's a coaster.
Is it? Are there any more?
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