[reading Bernard's blackboard of shop rules] No mobiles, no... wigwams?.
Walkmans!
[reading] No snoity... car... snoi-- This is indecipherable!
Look, it is perfectly simple. [walks over to board and points out rules as he recites them] No mobiles! No walkmans! [points at rule number three and pauses] None of that! Or any of the others!
[squinting] ...Singe, bugger, cack.
Signed, Bernard L. Black!
Oh. What's the L stand for?
Ludwig. You know, Beethoven.
So, why did your parents decide to name you... ?
[glares suspiciously at Manny at the mention of "parents"; puts up a face which reminds of Ludwig van Beethoven] What?!
[brief pause] Never mind.
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