Jay and Jessi in “I Survived Jessi's Bat Mitzvah”

Jay

I mean, look at you! You're like a square, sexy box. I just want to, like, take you to FedEx and fill you full of packing peanuts.

Jessi

Stop! I hate this dress. My stupid mother made me get it.

Jay

Oh, yeah, moms are so stupid. They're always passing out drunk in the bath instead of signing your field trip permission slip.