Maurice and Andrew in “Ejaculation”

Knock knock, who's there? It's the Hormone Monster.

No no no no no. You've gotta be kidding me. Nick is right there, sir.

And?

And I'm a good person. I wouldn't do that laying next to a friend.

Then why am I here?

Oh my God, you're always right. What the hell is wrong with me?

Nothing. You're a perfectly normal gross little dirtbag. Now stare at that cat clock and massage your dinger.