[After Endora finds photographs of beautiful models in swimsuits in Darrin's briefcase.]
Have you ever heard of the syndrome peculiar to mortal men? The seven year itch? Seven years marriage and it's off with the old and on with the new.
In case you hadn't noticed, Darrin and I have been married for eight years.
You see, Derwood can't do anything right.
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