You are a pistol, aren't you?
You have no idea.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Until then, we're following Anarky's instructions because I believe the bomb is here.
Wait. So you walked us into a blast zone on purpose?
Yes. Someone has to disable the bomb.
Right. The bomb squad.
Anarky won't let that happen.
How do you know all this?
I'm Batman.
Arrest Batman! And his girlfriend!
Katana! One name is not that hard to remember.
(to Batman) Why are we here? You're being ridiculously cryptic, even for you.
Anything you like to tell me?
You think I'm the Golem? Since Alfred left, you've gone with me on every patrol.
Please, I still need to sleep. What are you down to, four, three hours a night?
What's your point?
I know you're patrolling without me. And when you're not, you spend more time training here and less time as Bruce Wayne. But it still wouldn't surprise me if the Batman turns out to be the Golem.
Except he's not. So who is?
But I guess what doesn't kill you makes you... a freak.
So what do I call you? You don't like Rex. You're not the Golem.
Why do you need to call me anything?
At least a code name. We all have code names. How about "Muto"?
No.
"Changeamarian"? "Mr. What Is That?" (Metamorpho glares) Okay, I'll keep working on it.
As Rex Mason, I never really helped anyone but myself. But as... Metamorpho I could do some real good for other people.
But you can accomplish that without being a...
A monster? I thought I was a monster because of how I looked. But you're only a monster if you let yourself become one.
Wise words.
(Batman pays a visit to Sapphire Stagg. He returns one of the robotic suits to her)
I believe this belongs to you.
SSSapphire Stagg
Prove it.
Like father, like daughter.
SSSapphire Stagg
Surprised?
I gave up being surprised long ago. Occupational hazard.
SSSapphire Stagg
Well, my father will be surprised. He thinks I have no head for business.
Is that what they call terrorizing a neighborhood these days, business? If so, your business failed.
SSSapphire Stagg
This time.
Walk away Ms. Stagg. You do not want to become my enemy.
(Batman prepares to leave)
SSSapphire Stagg
Batman wait. That golem that fought beside you, I saw the television footage. And it look like...
It wasn't. Rex Mason is dead, your father is in prison because of it and if you come near Old Gotham again, you'll rot in a cell right beside him. Count on it. (Batman leaps out of the building. Sapphire glares at where Batman left)
Is Humpty secure?
Yes. When Humpty Dumpty wakes up from that great fall, he'll be rotting in a cell at Blackgate.
I just thought that what we do, we do for Gotham and its people. Their safety comes first. Even Bruce Wayne would agree with that.
I'm not Bruce Wayne.
By the way, which of these cells is the smallest?
WWarden
I'm not sure. Why?
I want that one reserved for Batman.
I'm going to bed.
Bed? Now? Are you sick? Do you even get sick?
I'm confused. Does he just look like a penguin, or is he an actual penguin?
I thought you were the king.
I am the king, baby... on the outside. In here, I'm just a VIP.
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